“I have opinions.”

The internet's most opinionated duck.

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Get your questionable decisions rated across 4 brutal categories.

Get a dare. Do it. Or prove you're a chicken.

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5 duck mini-games. Flappy, Runner, Memory, Shooter & Pong.

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